You name three fictional characters. I have to pick one to push off a cliff, one to marry, and one to shag. (no celebrity names since celebrities aren't fictional... for the most part).
oh these are great, too bad I didn't see Don Juan De Marco, but anyway, marry Sam, shag Don Juan (based on reputation), and Jack Sparrow off the cliff (too dirty to sleep with).
i'd shag jack sparrow!!!!! i don't usually go for long hair or dirtiness at all but dammmmmnnnnn. johnny depp knows how to work it. and the eyeliner. i think it's johnny depp's hottest role.
Jimmy, the guy who carries watermelons in Dirty Dancing Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride and I don't know Say Anything very well so we'll use that guy who played Booger in Revenge of the Nerds and is the sidekick in Better Off Dead.
oh these are hard, to marry Lloyd (in my reality) or Westley (totally different reality). I guess marry Westley, shag Lloyd (sorry Lloyd have to leave you for Westley), and Johnny over the cliff (although he would be a good shag too.)
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• Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights
• Butch Cassidy
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Sam in Benny & Joon
Don Juan in Don Juan De Marco
Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean
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Jimmy, the guy who carries watermelons in Dirty Dancing
Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride
and I don't know Say Anything very well so we'll use that guy who played Booger in Revenge of the Nerds and is the sidekick in Better Off Dead.
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In other news, Booger totally reminds me of Metallian and I DON'T KNOW WHY.
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lets seeeee....
All from Firefly
Wash - The Pilot
Malcom “Mal” Reynolds
Jayne - The Mercenary
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that was easy! well, debated on mal and wash. i'd marry and/or shag both of them ;).
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2) we know plenty of geneticicists if you'd like some tinkering
3) you never know. red hair is recessive, maybe you have some red-headed relatives lurking in your respective ancestries.
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2. Auto (the bus driver)
3. Principal Skinner
I'm so, so sorry ;).
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um, Sknnner off the cliff (easy, mother issues), I guess marry Comic book guy and shag Otto.
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