You name three fictional characters. I have to pick one to push off a cliff, one to marry, and one to shag. (no celebrity names since celebrities aren't fictional... for the most part).

From: [identity profile] mrsjadephoenix.livejournal.com


3 Johnny Depp options:

Sam in Benny & Joon
Don Juan in Don Juan De Marco
Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean

From: [identity profile] abka.livejournal.com


oh these are great, too bad I didn't see Don Juan De Marco, but anyway, marry Sam, shag Don Juan (based on reputation), and Jack Sparrow off the cliff (too dirty to sleep with).

From: [identity profile] lifeinlondon.livejournal.com

i don't understand


i'd shag jack sparrow!!!!! i don't usually go for long hair or dirtiness at all but dammmmmnnnnn. johnny depp knows how to work it. and the eyeliner. i think it's johnny depp's hottest role.

From: [identity profile] fatwetdog.livejournal.com


Aww man!!! You're totally all backwards! ^_^ Marry Jack Sparrow, shag Don Juan, Sam gets cliffed.
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