I want to play too!

[abka]

You name three fictional characters. I have to pick one to push off a cliff, one to marry, and one to shag. (no celebrity names since celebrities aren't fictional... for the most part).

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[grumph.livejournal.com]

• Jim Stark from Rebel Without a Cause

• Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights

• Butch Cassidy

[abka.livejournal.com]

Shag Jim Stark, marry Heathcliff, Butch Cassidy off the cliff

[mrsjadephoenix.livejournal.com]

3 Johnny Depp options:

Sam in Benny & Joon
Don Juan in Don Juan De Marco
Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean

[abka.livejournal.com]

oh these are great, too bad I didn't see Don Juan De Marco, but anyway, marry Sam, shag Don Juan (based on reputation), and Jack Sparrow off the cliff (too dirty to sleep with).

[mrsjadephoenix.livejournal.com]

That's what I would have chosen as well.

i don't understand

[lifeinlondon.livejournal.com]

i'd shag jack sparrow!!!!! i don't usually go for long hair or dirtiness at all but dammmmmnnnnn. johnny depp knows how to work it. and the eyeliner. i think it's johnny depp's hottest role.

Re: i don't understand

[mrsjadephoenix.livejournal.com]

I never said I was normal. ;-)

[fatwetdog.livejournal.com]

Aww man!!! You're totally all backwards! ^_^ Marry Jack Sparrow, shag Don Juan, Sam gets cliffed.

[coffman.livejournal.com]

• Lloyd Dobler from Say Anything
• Johnny Castle from Dirty Dancing
• Westley from The Princess Bride

[toran.livejournal.com]

Ooh! I have a good one for this now:

Jimmy, the guy who carries watermelons in Dirty Dancing
Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride
and I don't know Say Anything very well so we'll use that guy who played Booger in Revenge of the Nerds and is the sidekick in Better Off Dead.

[abka.livejournal.com]

marry Inigo, shag Jimmy, Booger off the cliff

[toran.livejournal.com]

Poor Jimmy Exposition. He's always getting sloppy seconds. :(

In other news, Booger totally reminds me of Metallian and I DON'T KNOW WHY.

[abka.livejournal.com]

oh these are hard, to marry Lloyd (in my reality) or Westley (totally different reality). I guess marry Westley, shag Lloyd (sorry Lloyd have to leave you for Westley), and Johnny over the cliff (although he would be a good shag too.)

(weird, this comment doesn't want to post, sorry if there are multiples)

[denis77.livejournal.com]

Hrm....

lets seeeee....
All from Firefly

Wash - The Pilot
Malcom “Mal” Reynolds
Jayne - The Mercenary

I'm going to reply to this one too ;)

[darhoratio.livejournal.com]

marry wash. shag mal. push jayne off a cliff.

that was easy! well, debated on mal and wash. i'd marry and/or shag both of them ;).

[abka.livejournal.com]

I agree with darhoratio, marry wash (oh how I want little red-headed babies, probably not happening in this life), shag mal, jayne off cliff.

[grumph.livejournal.com]

1) hair dye

2) we know plenty of geneticicists if you'd like some tinkering

3) you never know. red hair is recessive, maybe you have some red-headed relatives lurking in your respective ancestries.

do you know the simpsons?

[darhoratio.livejournal.com]

1. Comic book guy
2. Auto (the bus driver)
3. Principal Skinner

I'm so, so sorry ;).

Re: do you know the simpsons?

[abka.livejournal.com]

yes you should be : )

um, Sknnner off the cliff (easy, mother issues), I guess marry Comic book guy and shag Otto.

Re: do you know the simpsons?

[mrsjadephoenix.livejournal.com]

Duuuude. Were you born evil, or did you have to work at it? ;-)