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Put your iTunes, winamp, wmp or realplayer on random, then ask it each question before going to the next song.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
"Going Through the Motions" - Aimee Mann
That's very disappointing iTunes : (
Will I have a happy life?
"Jukebox" - Ani DiFranco
Um, okay. Knowing the lyrics to this song, that's not a great prediction.
What do my friends really think of me?
"19th Nervous Breakdown" - This Rolling Stones
I didn't think I'm that unstable.
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Fuel" - Ani Difranco
Perhaps this song is saying that this is a dumb question to ask and I should be worried about larger things.
How can I make myself happy?
"Spinning Around Over You" - Lenny Kravitz
Maybe this is the answer to the previous question? And they just got switched? Or maybe I should just focus on Denis? Or maybe I should be obsessed with iTunes? Quite the ego you have.
What should I do with my life?
"Let it Ride" - Ryan Adams and The Cardinals
This sounds good. I'm on the right path. (Or I should gamble more?)
Why must life be so full of pain?
"Captain Jack" - Billy Joel
Ah okay, gambling good, drinking bad.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"The Return of the Grevious Angel" - Lucy Kaplansky
I have no idea what this means although we have a couple of lyric options such as "Won't you scratch my itch sweet Annie Rich" or "twenty thousand roads I went down, down, down And they all lead me straight back home to you"
Will I ever have children?
"Silver And Gold" - U2
Two children? A great child and an okay child? Shiny, metalic children?
Will I die happy?
"Don't Cry" - Seal
Oh that sounds good.
Can you give me some advice?
"For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her" - Simon & Garfunkel
Why does Emily get my advice?
What do you think happiness is?
"If I Had 1000000" - Barenaked Ladies
Guess you're not very romantic, Itunes.
What's my favorite fetish?
"Dilate" - Ani Difranco
Um, childbirth? Optometry? Unsatisfying lovers (from the lyrics)?
jade_phoenixPut your iTunes, winamp, wmp or realplayer on random, then ask it each question before going to the next song.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
"Going Through the Motions" - Aimee Mann
That's very disappointing iTunes : (
Will I have a happy life?
"Jukebox" - Ani DiFranco
Um, okay. Knowing the lyrics to this song, that's not a great prediction.
What do my friends really think of me?
"19th Nervous Breakdown" - This Rolling Stones
I didn't think I'm that unstable.
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Fuel" - Ani Difranco
Perhaps this song is saying that this is a dumb question to ask and I should be worried about larger things.
How can I make myself happy?
"Spinning Around Over You" - Lenny Kravitz
Maybe this is the answer to the previous question? And they just got switched? Or maybe I should just focus on Denis? Or maybe I should be obsessed with iTunes? Quite the ego you have.
What should I do with my life?
"Let it Ride" - Ryan Adams and The Cardinals
This sounds good. I'm on the right path. (Or I should gamble more?)
Why must life be so full of pain?
"Captain Jack" - Billy Joel
Ah okay, gambling good, drinking bad.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"The Return of the Grevious Angel" - Lucy Kaplansky
I have no idea what this means although we have a couple of lyric options such as "Won't you scratch my itch sweet Annie Rich" or "twenty thousand roads I went down, down, down And they all lead me straight back home to you"
Will I ever have children?
"Silver And Gold" - U2
Two children? A great child and an okay child? Shiny, metalic children?
Will I die happy?
"Don't Cry" - Seal
Oh that sounds good.
Can you give me some advice?
"For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her" - Simon & Garfunkel
Why does Emily get my advice?
What do you think happiness is?
"If I Had 1000000" - Barenaked Ladies
Guess you're not very romantic, Itunes.
What's my favorite fetish?
"Dilate" - Ani Difranco
Um, childbirth? Optometry? Unsatisfying lovers (from the lyrics)?
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