links from D.: elephants and Don't Try To Fight It

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In case you were thinking of shaving your bodyhair into holiday-appropriate shapes and needed a data point, you can check out this craig's list ad. My husband sent it to me (to make himself look even better?). I agree that "Doesn't mind if things get a little weird." should be on everyone's personal ad, unlike "My favorite movie is The Notebook." Happy Valentine's Day? Or something. IDK

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Periodic Table of the Elephants FTW!