dear santa

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June I put money in bayleaf's expired parking meter (14 points). In March I pulled ellen_fremedon's hair (-5 points). In September I bought porn for grumph (10 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole coffman's purse (30 points). Last Tuesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Overall, I've been nice (50 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, abka

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not exactly ikea

Amusing or horrifying? (If you look at the details or more particularly the level of detail I believe it tips toward horrifying.)

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Worthy of an amused snort.