Undergrad Days

Ah, to be an undergrad. To have even the slightest desire to attend parties like this that are advertised in the Daily Messages along with shuttles to the airport for Thanksgiving break, how you can study in Latin America, and job advertisements to deliver campus mail.

WILD ON THE WILLIAMS CAMPUS? ACE General Entertainment proudly
presents the Foam Party this Saturday in Armstrong Basement
from 10 PM to 1 AM. If you can't get A$$ at this party --
TRANSFER.