unironic Martha Stewart baby halloween costumes for people who didn't read Swift in highschool

[abka]

My sister and BIL often call baby Jacob "turkey". So here's the perfect costume!

I just can't decide if it's:
a. hilarious
b. horrendous
c. just delicious

eta: There's a Maine version. Awesome.

Also, pie.

Wait. Dress your baby as a Watchmen character? I'm back to awesome or awful?

I sent my mom the first two costumes and she wrote back:
"Amy, that is sort of sick!!!!"

no, "love, mom" or anything like that.